Monday May 1st 1995. Hello once again fellow carbon units. It must be said I feel rather splendid. After coughing and wheezing my way through most of April I began this month in fine fettle (as they say). Due to the complete lack of sellotape in the Zone I made an early trip up the town to buy some. Who did I (sort of) see in WHSmiths? Yup, that choice bit of skirt known as the cute girly. If she had been at her usual station she would have served me but she was doing some mundane task or other. Oh well! Bit of a bogus event in the bank. Not only did I have to queue for sodding ages but they couldn't change one of the foreign notes I took in. Back to Greece it goes. I then returned home to wrap up all my packages. This included the HUGE order which I kept mentioning last month and the bundle of disks I prepared for Waz. As soon as they were wrapped up Mike rang so I met him up the town. (TWO trips up the town? No way!) Me and Mike spent yonks scoping out the young ladies and generally wandering round in a plebby fashion. I got a huge heap of stuff posted and also got some photocopies sorted. On my way home something a bit nifty happened. A girl walked past me and I gave her a good scoping. Major hip movement. Yummy. There I was wondering what the front view was like and she dropped something. She turned round, leaned over to pick up whatever it was and a heavenly choir started up. I got a most excellent view down the front of her dress. It's moments like that which make it cool to be alive. Yakki DAAAAAAA! Hit the energy gap when I returned to the Zone. Dozed off on the sofa and felt a bit crap when I woke up. I just hate those afternoon kips. Spent the next few hours hoying catalogues into envelopes. Work ground to a halt when the first episode of the 'Outer Limits' started. Not bad I spoze. Not as cool as the 'X-Files'. No Scully, see! Tape of the day:- The Essential (Jarre). And that is all I have to tell. See ya tomorrow! From:- Kreznez. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Tuesday May 2nd 1995. "The Workaholic!" After munching a bowl of 'Sugar Puffs' (boilk) I ploughed into my work. After much copying and typing letters my in-tray isn't looking quite so scary now. It took all morning to make a decent enough dent in my workload. At around 2 o'clock I left the Zone and headed out into the sunshine. I went straight into 'tight top surveillance mode' but there weren't many babes around. I must have hit the town too early. BOLLOX! Lazed around in the afternoon. Why? Because I can! HEHE! Not a bad episode of Babylon 5 tonight. Not much blasting went on but the story was pretty good. I then watched some soapy programs. Tina Dingle in Emmerdale is COOL! But is she really 'up the duff'? Did some work on the AGA 'X-Wing' slideshow. By the time I had finished adding commands to the disk it was HALF FULL! And that was before I even put the pictures on the disk. Great slideshow. I should release it as a sodding utility compilation! Not much happened in Brookie tonight. The big TRIAL is on all next week. They can't lock up Beth, she's too cute. (They can chuck her saddlebag head mum in the slammer though. HEE HEE! Ain't I nasty?!) I then rounded off the day by continuing my work on the 'X-Wing' slideshow. Oh, and I watched a bit of Trek (old series) in bed. Until our paths again cross it's farewell for now. From:- Kaleidoscope. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Wednesday May 3rd 1995. Greetings humans. Are you ready for another action packed diary entry? Cavorted downstairs to see what was happening in the breakfast department. SUGAR PUFFS ALERT! Oh well, it's better than being punched in the nose by a sun lounger. (Nearly). It was HOT today. Bloody HOT. So hot I didn't get much work done. I did complete an order which I've been working on for the past three days. I also got a package sorted which has sort of been lying around the Zone for a while. Did a heap of work on the 'X-Wing' slideshow. PPShow4 was acting strangely so I gave up on it for now. Why does it keep asking for disk 1?? WHY??? Had a nice lunch today. I shoved a load of beefburgers into some pitta bread with some salad stuff. Kebab-esque or what?! Dawdled up the town to post BOTH the packages I got ready. (Oh wow!) There were some nice bits of totty roaming around. Didn't see WHSmiths girly. Tchoh! Bought a can of ... COKE! They only cost 35p from John Menzies at the moment. Coke in a coke glass with lots of ice. Bliss. Trek was on TV this evening but it was a bit of a cack episode. Also watched the film 'Working Girl'. Melanie Griffiths seems to spend a lot of time just in her underwear in that film. Fair enough! Then it was time for Cardiac Arrest. Sigh! Claire Maitland. She's really growing on me. (not literally). And that's about it. Didn't do much did I? Soz folks, I'll try harder to do something a bit more funky tomorrow. See ya then, then. From:- Krisp Bag. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Thurday May 4th 1994. "May the 4th be with you". Oho! Yes my friends, it's STAR WARS day! Unfortunately, I didn't do all that much to celebrate this fact. Oops! Lets get down to business. After brekkie which consisted of Sugar Puffs AGAIN I looked at the boring post which arrived this morning ... I then looked at the brilliant sunshine streaming in through the window. An easy decision was then made. SUN LOUNGER TIME!! A day of lounging, reading and pounding upstairs to answer the occasional phonecall ensued. Bliss. There I was in the garden, in the sun with me ray-bans on and a glass of lemonade. Facking great! Had a brief break from the sun to watch High Road. Trish looked GREAT! That Eric bloke wants to get his leg over the lovely Miss McDonald, I just know it. I have forseen it using the force. I actually got a bit baked today. My nose has turned a delicate shade of red. It was VERY HOT indeed. Not a cloud in the sky. Dreamy. Didn't do much in the evening either. Watched Tina Dingle ... Umm, I mean Emmerdale, Eastenders which was a bore, The Bill which was kewl and Paul Mertons comedy shite thing which was a load of cobblers. I then scoured my Amiga disks for possible blanks. I ended up with THREE. This is NOT GOOD. I've got to get rid of some of the SHITE I've amassed. Time to be somewhere else now. Keep the faith. From:- Kauliflower. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Froodoi May da fif 1995. "Can I have a banana milkshake?" Greetings you gababarastarads. I have just returned from a somewhat unexpected trip to the pub so if I spout something strange and untoward pay it no heed. ARMPITS! FRIG! Today then. It was bloody HOT again. But I was strong in the mountain that is the mighty Binary Zone and I fearlessly got some orders sorted. Jazza Kelk sent some slightly great swag which clanked through the letterbox on this very morning. The new demo from Reflex is a very lovely thang. Yessum boss. Made some more kebab type thingies for my luncheon. Plentee scoffum. Rang Mikee the loud laffter man. We agreed that meeting up the town and checking out the young, thrusty female population of this spa town would be a winner of an idea. (Or even a Winona Ryder of a good idea). Sure enough, breasts aplenty. At the Mike HQ I checked out StarDust on the PC and swiftly bagged its music modules. HOHO! I also had much fun on Jet Strike. Great conversion of a pants Amiga game. Mike also sorted out some blank diskydoos for me. I ended up with quite a lot. Jodson! Watched mucho Babylon 5 stuff and large quantities of Star Trek material. This was indeed most agreeable and very entertaining. Joy and rapture. Once I got back to the place I seem to live in my hawk-like eyes spotted a note. It said "Get your arse to the fackin' pub!" Well, it didn't actually say those words but the message was clear so to the pub I went. Grog, girls, tits, grog, tight tops, grog, jugs. G'night viewers of this piece of ASCII magic. From:- Klenzboloid - your esteemed host. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Saturday May 6th 1995. Good day to you all. The weekend is here and the weather today was SCORCHING! Excellent! Tore up the garden and zoomed onto a sun lounger before you could say various very long words (in latin). Apparently, it was 110 degrees in our greenhouse. It was like a bloody greenhouse in there! (Oh har-de-har-har!) Took a break from getting skin cancer to watch the 'Batman' animated series thing. Couldn't stop ogling Batgirl. These animators know how to draw the fun girly bits. What is going on? She is a cartoon! I'm losing it gang. Kev paid us a visit today. This resulted in a HUGE waterfight which soaked everything in a five mile radius. I was dripping freshly. It was most refreshing to get a face full of water. Soggy clothes on the other hand didn't rule but as it was so hot it only took about THREE MINUTES to dry off. (Erm, well, maybe a bit longer than that). After all this fun I watched SeaQuest which plodded along as usual. Bit of a 'Die Hard' storyline this week. Only watched a couple of minutes of SuperMan because Lois didn't look like she was going to strip off this week. Ho hum. Then it was time to get ready for an evening of BOOZE! Gallons of lowenbrau were skulled by moi. I then watched todays episode of Auf Wiedersehen Pet at about 2 o'clock in the morning, pissed, while eating a large curry. Sodding smart! Time for kip now. Sayonara! From:- The Krow. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Sunday May 7th 1995. "Sucking the fluid from my nose". Get away from me you hangover monster! Oh, that warning must have worked because my brain did NOT hurt at all this morning. Kewl. Had a big 'de-label the disk time' with the disks I got from Mike yesterday. They had 'PC Zone' labels and shite like that on them which is not what Bomber wants. Ended up with thirty blank disks ready to receive lots of yummy scrummy data. A trip to Mats is what is needed methinks. Collett arrived at the Zone around lunchtime. He too was brandishing lots of blank disks. After I had devoured a rather tasty dinner we set off for Redditch. (Cue dramatic noises!) Once at Mats we scoped out all his funky new warez, filled our blank disks with a dazzling array of bits including some VERY NICE demos and handy hard-drive proggies. We also watched some Deep Space Nine stuff which was actually very good! While we were there guess who called Mats BBS? FeekZoid!! He was round his mates house with the gang up in Aviemore and they decided to give Mat a buzz. Bit of a coinciwotsit that I was there at the same time. Keyboard chat duly followed and they even downloaded bits of their new demo which was, erm, interesting. Ahumm. Got back to the Zone and decided to watch Jurassic Park in bed. Zee ya zoon Earthlets. From:- Krull. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Monday May 8th 1995. Hello to all you froodlets out there. Big Amiga sesh time. I spent the morning wading through all the goodies I got from Mat. I also had a bash at revamping my hard-drive. If you hold fire when you boot my Amiga a games menu pops up rather than the usual workbench stuff. Neat huh? (Yawn! - Everybody). Went out in the afternoon to a sort of VE day thing. What a BORE! It was all being packed up by the time we got there. Drag. We soon aborted that mission and went for a mass of chips instead. Kebab roll for me! (plastered in onions for some odd reason). After um big heap meal we went to see a firework display. It was great, fireworks went up in the air and banged and stuff. At least there was a humongous bonfire to keep everyone warm. And then we returned home. Watched more Jurassic Park in bed. Noisy T-Rex attacks RULE! I'm going to go away now ... Bye! (Wave, wave). From:- Knobbly. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Tuesday May 9th 1995. "Tapes are a load of pants". How on earth do I get myself in these situations?? The other day for some STUPID REASON (probably associated with money) I said I'd compile a demo tape for one of my members. He agreed. It has taken me ALL DAY to produce a 90 minute compilation for him. GRAAAGH! Had a break from yawnsome tape compiling to have a blast on Xenon 2. I'm hooked on that game at the moment. I've got the CD 32 version installed on my hard-drive. The alien speech samples are well kewl. Yummy lunch today. I cooked some rib-steaks and a mass of chips. Deeee-lish. Unfortunately, I had an early tea which didn't go down too well on top of my large luncheon. Blelch. I had a bit of a 'moment' with my Oceanic drive. I switched it on and it made a horrible growly noise. It kept going Whurrrychugga for a while until I had a brainwave. 'Insert a disk!' I thought. So I popped in a (rather naff) disk and all the problems just VANISHED. The drive works fine now. Doi?! SHIT! I missed Babylon 5 today. SHITSHITSHIT! I forgot it was Tuesday thanks to yesterday being a bank holiday. bugger it. And that's about all the 'hot goss' I have for you. This pigging tape has domimated my entire day and I'm still testing it and doing the inlay at the same time I'm tapping in this lot. Gumph! I require sleep now. Farewell ... From:- KanIstopworkingonthisbloodynaffypoxingtapeyet?! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Wednesday May 10th 1995. Hiya readerz. Lumme! Plenty of lovely post for me this morning. I had a bit of a deja-vu flashback to a couple of years ago when I saw all the letters. Needless to say, after I consumed some honey nut cheerios it was time to get some orders sorted. And I did just that! Zarjaz. I also finished that tape which I spent all day yesterday farting around with. Pheeewwww. Luncheon was devine today. Chicken in marinade sauce with a mountain of chips. I watched the classic Trek episode 'Space Seed' (The one with Khan in it) while relishing every mouthful of my lunch. Andrex Rootbeer rang. He's doing a feature on "25 things you didn't know about PD". Unfortunately, I could only think of about one. Oops! Then I tore up the town like a twat out of hell. I only had minutes before the bank shut and I needed to pay in some squires urgently. Crom must have been in a good mood today because I made it. Scoped out WHSmiths to see if SHE was in there but she wasn't. BUGGER. Crashed into the energy gap when I got home. That rushed trip up the town was too much. Work ENDED at that point in the day. Hey, I've done a bloody stupid thing. I've LOST my photocopy master for 'Update 9'. I had a 100% complete revamped version somewhere. Can I find it now I need it? Can I bollox! What did I do in the evening? Ummmm, watched Trek (Kewl), watched a bit of 'Pretty Woman' (it was on downstairs - OKAY?! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!?!) ... Oh, and I watched Cardiac Arrest. Dr Claire is very lovely which is why everyone is SHAGGING HER. Gonna go now. Bye! From:- Kornflake. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Thursday May 11th 1995. "Dinosaur attacks may disturb". Okay, which comedian arranged this weather? It is DULL and COLD this morning. I guess the heatwave is over. Maybe I'll actually do some WORK instead of zooming up the garden onto a sun lounger (that thinks it's Mike Tyson). After munching more honey nut cheerios I packaged up that tape which I've been mentioning for the past few days. Now comes the fun part. There's a couple of tapes I should have posted THREE WEEKS AGO but I still haven't done them ... ! They are both adventure compilations so all I can say is "The Guild - Hneeuuuuuurgle!" Interesting fact: I did actually go all the way downstairs to check to see if there was an apostrophe in "cheerios". HEHEHEHEHE! Erm, oh yeah, decided to get both the little buggers sorted out this morning so I jolly well did. I bunged Assassin (not Phil, the Shreeve album) in the CD player ... PERFECT music to work to. "Met Mike up the town in the afternoon" (he says AGAIN). Mike was carrying a bag bulging with Babylon 5 episodes including the one I missed on Tuesday. Yippee! Once back at the Zone I attempted to copy them but my video was arseing me around putting that bloody teletext shite on the screen in the middle of a recording. Maybe there's a bad connection somewhere that is triggering it. Hmmmmm. Gave up taping the episodes and watched a heap of telly before jumping into my snug bed. I then watched the B5 episode I missed and promptly fell asleep! I just can't watch stuff in bed. It is not possible. ZzZzZzZz. From:- ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Friday May 12th 1995. "It only took five episodes of X-Files before I wanted to break into Scullys knickers ... !" Katanga my friends. Bloody HECK! I was up at 7 o'clock this morning! NOOOOOOOOOO! There I was, printing, scribing letters, taping up packages etc etc before even Mr Squirrel had begun his early morning foraging for food. Note:- Squirrel references are (C) A.Roberts. The reason for being ejected from my pit at that unearthly hour? I got a lift into Yabbie Cr ... Ummm, Worcester. While in that mighty city I got my copies copied and my post posted. I also had a natter in Antics and dropped off a copy of the Destruction Set for them to flog. And who should I meet in Antics? MIKE! Jeepers. It's a small world. Spotted the PC version of Xenon 2 in the shop and Mike asked if he could borrow it. As we are 'cool customers' this was not a problem. We then troddled off the Galactic Outpost where I bought Lucy a couple of birthday prezzies. It's her birthday TODAY see! I got her a Beavis & Butt-Head mug and a USS Enterprise key-ring coz she likes classic Trek. Then it was time to return to good old Droiters. Went to Mikes abode to see what the PC versh of Xenon 2 was like. It required about 600k of hard-drive space. (TITTER!) The actual game is PRETTY COOL. The music is a beepy speaker rendition of the Bomb The Bass theme done by David Whittaker (of course). I don't think soundcards were invented when the game game out. Music aside, the game plays well, is quite smooth but has no parallax backdrop. HA! (Beepy SFX - Blegggg). Departed from Mikes and returned to the mighty Binary Zone. I then got ready for an evening out with the 'birthday girl'. L8R! From:- Znog. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Saturday May 13th 1995. Hidehay! Yoinks, it's the 13th today. And what unluckyness befell me? A massive jiffy from Future Publishing crashed through the door bulging with competition entries. I now owe ten people a copy of the Destruction Set on tape and will not get ONE PENNY for sending them. BALLS! Everyone was having fun in the sun so I went outside to see what was happening. Spotted a toy helicopter which looked neat. Yanked the launch cord and ... ON THE ROOF TIME! Oooops! Activated 'slob mode' after all that action. As you do. Watched large amounts of telly in the evening because there was large amounts of watchable stuff on. Star Trek IV was on at the same time as Auf Wiedersehen Pet. A bit of channel hopping ensued. I was taping Auf Wiedersehen Pet but the tape ran out. BIG FAT ELEPHANTS FANNY! Oh yeah, I taped 'The new adventures of Lois Lane' and will probably watch it (her) tomorrow ... Eeee! The film 'Andromeda Strain' was on at a bit of a daft time. I think it's a pretty nifty film but as it was on so late I kept nodding off. I managed to tape the end of it while I was busy snoring. Stay on this channel for more hilariously zany japery. (Erm ... ?) From:- Zippy. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Sunday May 14th 1995. Ye-aaawn. How come as I had a late night I woke up so bloody EARLY. It's Sunday, you don't have to wake up early on Sundays. I did. Egogg! Disklicated some dupes while ogling Lois Lane. It was a Superman vs the Last Ninja episode this week. Lois didn't flash her ample bosoms or wear clothes which showed them off. I was gutted. Mom had some friends round for lunch today. (No, she didn't eat her friends, they had lunch with us.) I know for a fact that they have a somewhat lovely daughter called Alexandra who is not only intelligent but also has flowing 9 fingers hair. Unfortunately, she didn't accompany them. FLATULENCE! Tried to get pissed on one glass of wine but failed miserably. Decided to have an afternoon kip to make up for missing a lie-in this morning. When I awoke (feeling like shite) I watched the second omnibus edition of Brookie. (The trial continues - verdict on Tuesday!) What else did I dooooo? Watched the bladdy telly! Aunties Sporting Bloomers were almost quite good (ish). Ringetty-Ring! Andrex Spandex gave me a Bella Emburg to discuss life, the universe and PD trivia. Managed to dredge up some info for Andys PD feature but some of the trivia was, well, trivial. (I bet you just KNEW I was gonna say that). Ooh! Bosoms! There's a film on and Susan Sarandon has got her jumblies out. I'm knackered so I'm off to bed. Cheerio(s)! From:- Zumbai. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Monday May 15th 1995. Frigging heck. You see that dog turd which someone has trod in? That was today that was. I should have stayed in bloody BED. First bit of shit was some disks being returned to me because the guy couldn't get them to load. This proved there was something wrong with the last batch of blank disks I received. Second pile of poo was me pissing around with my 1541 realizing the reason the disks didn't work was because they were all WARPED. I even dismantled the drive to see if it was at fault but it wasn't. It was the disks. Third dod of dung was me ringing my supplier, not getting through to the girly who normally deals with me and being fobbed off. Fourth mound of manure was me going up the town at completely the wrong time and not even being able to go up the one road thanks to fugging stupid cars and millions of kids pouring out of the school. I've run out of blank tapes. I need 12. F**K! My mood has not been good today. My in-tray is a MESS and people keep hassling me for stuff all the time. F'K AAAAAAARF everybody. Don't want to type any more. Today sucked. From:- Pissed off. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Tuesday May 16th 1995. What? You want more of this shite? Okeydokeysmokey ... Let's ROCK! Today I began to sift through all the stuff in my in-tray which I have been putting off for aeons. Yes my friends, it was time to send out all the goodies I owe people. It's UNPAID WORK TIME! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrgh! I have been compiling disks for people, typing letters etc etc ALL DAY which will not earn me one shiny sheckel. In fact, I will have to SPEND money to get this stuff posted. The worse thing about it is although I've been working all day I haven't got one single package complete!! Sorted out the remixed 'Project Argus' and moved the separate files from tape onto disk. It's a bit of a good game but Alf has dropped some of the cool levels he produced for the earlier version ... Hmmmm. When I wasn't (wasting my time) doing work I goggled at the TV. There was some good stuff on today. I observed:- Babylon 5 - LOTS of blasting and destruction. EXCELLENT. Emmerdale - Tina Dingle ... Say no more. Eastenders - Bye bye Binnie - I will miss your tight-tops. Brookside - GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY. Beth got 5 years. I nearly cried. Due South - Very entertaining new series. Fist of Fun - Last in the series - NO WAY. Very good though. Oh wow! I'm just testing 'Tower Power' (which I'm sending someone for nothing) and this AMAZING picture of dragons has just scrolled up the screen. I forgot how cool the demo was. Top tip time! Take the phone off the hook when you got to bed. If some IDIOT wants to phone you at midnight they won't be able to get through, FUCKING WAKE YOU UP and force you to get out of your nice, snug bed. HAHAHAHA! And then I typed this. Not much I can add to that is there? So, what does the future hold in store for me? I'm going to watch Waynes World 2 in bed (and fall asleep after 10 mins). Party hearty my voyeuristic viewers. From:- Zipstik. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Wednesday May 17th 1995. Gidday mates! Yesterdays hard work paid off. I got a large heap of packages all ready to be posted in no time at all. I also got letters typed which I've been putting off done. SORTED! One of my chums from Greece ordered Mayhem (a couple of weeks ago - oops!) and I've been meaning to bung a cheque to Apex to get a copy to send him. Tapped a quick note to John Rowlands, grabbed my cheque book and ... NO CHEQUES LEFT! Sorry chum in Greece. Got some AAMMMAAZZIINNGG news from FeekZoid today. He receiced EMAIL from M A R T I N G A L W A Y !!!! Yup, the messiah is found. He is working in America as the director of music for Origin. I think he is going to be inundated with questions from a couple of his greatest fans - Me and Feeky. MARTIN GALWAY! Wow! Gibber! etc. Kaboinged up the town, spent mucho money in the pissed-office, leaped and bounded back home. My many packages are now speeding merrily on their way. Errrrrrrmmmmmm, Watched Trek which was a bit of a pants episode. The Enterprise looked dead cool in the nebula though. Also watched Cardiac Arrest. Dr Claire is a BABE! And she got COVERED in blood. BLOODBATH! I can't be arsed to divulge any more. See you in a likkle while. From:- MARTIN GALWAY! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Thursday May 18th 1995. "Bungle has gone wrong". Ho hum. The bloody cleaners came today. Crash! Glarge! Bang! And then they went away. Now I'm going to keep thinking it's Friday today. After a successful day yesterday I'm afraid I got hardly any work done today. All I got posted was a package to Waz. Who do you think I met up the town? MIKE! Posted my jiffy bag, looked in WHSmiths for HER but she wasn't there AGAIN and snaffled a box from the supermarket to return my manky disks in. After all these adventures up the town we both returned to the Zone. Interesting fact: 5¼" disks fit PERFECTLY in a 'Lenor' box. Oooooo! Showed Mike some bits of Waynes World 2. He loved the 'Bruce Lee' type part. Talking of Mike, he's on the phone at this precise moment while I'm typing this diary entry. His message to you all is "I had a good fart this morning". Thanks Mike, I'm sure everyone wanted to know that. FeekZoid rang in the afternoon. He has received more Email from the lord Martin GALWAY! G.G.G.Gibber! He agreed to be interviewed in Commodore Zone (GASP!) and has apparently got some unreleased tunes. (StreetHawk - his first tune with filters ... IWANTIWANTIWANT!) I just had to tell one of my '64 chums about contacting his mightyness the holy Martin GALWAY so I rang Andy Rimbling. We had a lengthy chat about whole pot-pourri of subjects. Contacting GALWAY was a bit of a morale booster for the GALWAY collection methinks. Hokeykokey. I'm off to set my video for 'Alien Nation' now. Byyyyeeee! From:- Klooble. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Friday May the bastard 19912. Greetings you cooking funts. Guess where I've joust returned froom. The PUB! Yipppeeey. Tudday I was spozed to go into Worcester first thing but I DIDN'T because I'm rock hard me. "Don't be soft, have a fight!" Spent valuable decades preparing my photopocy masters in the this morning. This was really a good time and I laughed all the time I was doing it. (them). Or something. Pillock. HEHEHE! Um, Mike rang. He said, let's go into Worcester (which I copy pasted becoz I'm pised) at 12 o'cock rather than at 11 o'clock. Okay said me, this gave me the time to write a letter to Captain Kirk. (True story there folks). Met Mike at the stayshun and we went into the mighty huge metroopolis they call Worcester. The pretty girl which I mentioned in a past diary entry did my copies and bent over assuming provocative poses in front of me (kind of). Later in the day I saw her in another shop and she said "Hello" to me. Joygasm. Visited the Trek shop and bought an inflatable, umm, I mean a little cardboard standup thingy of the flame haired Dr Beverly Crusher AKA Gates McFaddennendned. She is pointing a phaser at me right now. Soooo, after all that jazz I decided to meet my mummy to get a lift home. I waited by the front door of the Halifax (which is where she works) not knowing she usually exits via the back door. Armpits, jism and smegma. She left work not even knowing I was there. "BANG!" (goes my lift). Once I finally got back to Blarney Stone PD I watshed the program 'Delicious' which featured the goeguoeus Anita Dels. Large of breast, short of skirt. Once it had finished the phoney rang. It was Andy "I don't smell" Roberts. He rang to tell me he missed 'Delicious'. Anitas large bosoms were not observed by the android one. Lucky I taped it (them) eh? We then nattered about stuff which included Martin GALWAY. And then, PUB! I skulled lager but DIDN'T HAVE ANY TEA so it all hit an empty stomach. Pissed instantly time!! Mega! Not that many familiar faces (chests) at the pub, Smiley babe was there (of course) and a good friend of ours which I have not seen for MONTHS made a welcome appearance. Yes my friends, SLAG was there. Excellent. Lotsa nice girls at the pub today. Lavverly. Got home, cooked pizzas which glarged all down my Krapftwerk t-shirt, watched 'Have I got etc for etc etc you' which contained the word FUCK several times and then I typed this little load. Hope you enjoyed reading it. I'm now gonna clear all the JUCKING FUNK off my bed and get in it and sleep. Bye then. From:- Kardboard Dr Beverly Krusher. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Saturday May 20th 1995. "Ibbybibbyib! Bibbyibbyib!" Helloooo! Welcome to my account of todays wackiness. Got up first thing to get the vid-cam batteries on the charger. Why did I have to get cam on-line? Because I'm off to Colletts house with Mez for lots of japes. The lads arrived at exactly 11 o'clock and cam was instantly on the scene filming their arrival. The day had truly begun. On the way to the 'Glarge' (Colletts house) he put on 'Scatman John' and I did an impossible impression of it which was caught on film. Could this be 'Chortles II' footage in the can? Had lots of fun at Colletts abode. Got some great stuff filmed including the total destruction of a computer monitor which was smashed to bits. 'Mr Passerby' made a welcome return and 'Kenz & Collett repairs' are back in business. HOOT! We had a large sesh on 'Scorched Tanks' which Mez won! Probably because I kept blowing myself up by being too accurate - my shots bounced off Colletts reflecto-shields back onto my tank see. Later we went to explore the nearby countryside. Destroyed some of it and caught gangrene and stuff. (doooiiii?!) My gloves got covered in green stuff OKAY?! Mez did a really classic comic story of our trip into the woods. I've GOT to get a photocopy of it. Ummm, then I returned to my humble abode. Got some night-vision footage on the way back which might look good in a muso-video. Then again, it might look SHITE. Who knows ... ?! Watched about 30 seconds of the episode of 'Alien Nation' I taped in the week but feel asleep due to being a tad knackered. Until next time it's ta-ta for now. From:- Krash through the undergrowth. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Sunday May 21st 1995. Heeeeellllllloooooooooooo. Hmmm, compared to yesterdays fun and frolics I did absolutely F'K AAALLLL today. That's Sunday for ya. Had a MASS session on 'Jungle Strike'. That game RULES. There's LOADS of levels and you control different vehicles rather than just a large chopper (say all the girls). Spent rather a lot of time working on a tape for Phil. More UNPAID WORK for me. Bluurgh. Got the whole caboodle sorted though. Smaaart! Rang Jon Wells in the evening and gushed out the fabulous Martin GALWAY news to him. I think I might just have made his day. Hopefully I should see a prototype GALWAY player soon. That's what Bomber wants. Not much else to report folks. When I wasn't Jungle Striking or blabbing on the phone then I was slobbing around. Nowt else to write about ... Time I was elsewhere. Ciao! From:- Kverrk. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Monday May 22nd 1995. "I never do farts". Hallo fellow earth-beings. I hope you enjoyed that Chortles (tm) quote. I guess it was pretty apt because I had the f*rts today. They sort of went "Frrrrrrrp!" After a tasty brekkie of 'Shreddies' (tm) I decided my first task of the day should be to complete Phils package and get it all ready for posting. As I am rather skill I acheived this with no problems. I also got another tape sorted. The order only arrived this morning and the guy didn't send enough cash but I thought "what the fuck" and sent his tape anyway. The evening was mucho better. PUB TIME! Skulled lots of lager and gave a girly a severe ogling. She was working at the pub and was constantly walking around. Hey, I missed the 'Outer Limits' tonight. Doesn't matter mind you, I was at the pub getting PISSED! HAHAHAHAHARRRR! Up yours 'Outer Limits'! Got home, typed this, went to bed. End of story - until tomorrow! Bye-bye! From:- Kwik crap. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Tuesday May 23rd 1995. "Boing boing boom tschak tshack!" Tschak um peng! Alright yoo fukkas? A plethora of parcels, packages and letters arrived for me this morning. So thrilled was I at this array of post that I got absolutely none of it sorted out at all. After lobbing the v's at my work 'Jungle Strike' was quickly loaded. Unfortunately I'm Riggers at that game and completed it today. No more Jungle Striking for me folks. The end sequence isn't as good as the one in 'Desert Strike' (You see the loony enemy get cremated as you blast his plane - ARF ARF!) Lounged and pithered around in the afternoon. The sun was out so I was completely incapable of doing any work at all. In the evening I dashed to the pub and hit the Tennants Extra HARD. My 'charming' female company for the evening was in a foul mood so I concentrated on my strong lager rather than the moody blonde girl sat with me. You see gang, blondes had their chance. 9 fingers hair for EVER!! Once back at the Zone I played some Kraftwerk music REALLY LOUD into my headphones. I'm reading the Kraftwerk book at the moment which is what put me in the mood for a deafening blast of Autobahn. I then watched this evenings episode of 'Babylon 5' which I set the video to record while I was at ye castle inn downing pints of grog which VERY quickly has a f'kin effekt on yer brain. TENNANTS EXTRA! ROAR! Time for sleepy-byes I reckon. Chow for a yonk. From:- Kurble. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Wednesday May 24th 1995. "My BIG ONE made her spill her coffee". Blimey o'riley! It's the 24th already. This month has zoomed past like billy'o. I had a cool dream last night. Josie Lawrence was in it and we were on the set of 'Gladiators' for some reason. Actually, I don't know if it was a cool dream or not but any dream with Josie Lawrence in it must have been good. Any old how, lets get back to the task in hand. TODAY! Ahhh, at last. MONEY! Thanks Mr postie. Now I can return the WARPED DISKS to my supplier. I tried to copy stuff onto the few remaining bendy disks but got thoroughly PISSED OFF with them. Nice luncheon today. Southern fried chicken things on baps (!). Ate four of 'em while watching an old Trek (TNG) episode. Went up yonder town in the afternoon with my BIG ONE (lenor box full of disks). This led to LOTS of 'double-entenders' in the post-office. I'm starting to LIKE the girl who served me. She's a laff. Any girl who spills (cold) coffee anywhere gets my vote. She knocked it over while handling my whopper. Arrrrgh! I can't remember what I did in the afternoon. Weird that. I seem to have that problem quite a lot. Durrrr. Ummmmm, Got back from the town, sorted out the bits I got photocopied etc. Oh yeah, spent a while tidying up my C64 disks. Started to watch this evenings Trek Episode 'I,Borg' but my tea was ready in the middle of it so I missed the end. Something for Trivia fans now, I received this very episode from America on Wednesday Feb 17th 1993. In the evening I continued to tidy up my C64 disks and gained some blanks for my efforts. I then watched Cardiac Arrest. Just to be different I won't say how lovely Dr Claire looked. (Er, Kenz, you don't WRITE that, just THINK IT ...) Gawsh! Look what happens when you type an early diary entry. LOTS OF TEXT! I'm going to go away RIGHT NOW. G'bye! From:- Kwertyuiop. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Thursday May 25th 1995. Hey ho. How much work did I do today? How many times has Ray porked Anita? NONE! Strange sort of 'limbo' day today. (Although I can't remember shimmying under a pole at any point in the day). I livened up in the evening and got a bit of work done. Guilt overtook my lethargy. I MUST CLEAR MY IN-TRAY! (Yeah, chuck it all in the bin!) Rang Jaz Kelk after I had finished (pretending to do) my work. Enthused about Galway, discussed demos and stuff like that. Chatted for ages. My phone-bill is gonna be LARGE. (Hold on, I've still got to pay my last one! Don't cut me off Telecom). Today was blerble. I'm gone. From:- Kadummadumpa. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Friday May 26th 1995.. "Hokay! You won't believe how long it took me ... to fix the hole inside my head" ... ("It's Easy" - Bigod 20). Welcome to the world of KENZ. Planet Earth, jewel of the solar system. Sometimes, I look around me and LOVE this planet. I see the sunlight glinting through the leaves of a tree or see an ocean wave tumble onto a beach and am almost overcome with the sheer beauty of it all. People should take the time to look at and appreciate this wonderful planet of ours. How did I spend the daylight hours on this beautiful blue-green emerald of a planet we are fortunate to inhabit? Well, as it was Friday the cleaners clattered into my domain once again. I hid in the Zone until they had gone away. Once the coast was clear I cooked a hearty breakfast of boiled egg with plenty of soldiers. Breakfast overload! I scoffed so much I didn't require lunch. Whoops! Had trouble getting down to some serious work. Probably because I couldn't be serious if my life depended on it. I got one of the CF compo winners free copy of SEUDS sorted today. Only 9 more to go! (Gumph!) Had two phonecalls from Alf in Norway and a call from Jorden in the Netherlands. Did something highly unusual today gang, I helped me Mom with the SHOPPING! It turned out pretty cool because I filled the trolly with yamma scramma pizzas, Super Noodles and Coca Cola. I also grabbed a packet of Pork Crackles but when I ate them later in I didn't enjoy them at ALL! I really have gone off them. Woe is me. I watched 'Blossom' today. Now I know why is called 'Blossom'. The dress she wearing was revealing to say the least! Pity about that nose of hers. (But she can blow mine!!! - HAHAHAHA!) Here's a likkle list for yoo:- THINGS THAT ARE COOL: THINGS THAT ARE NOT COOL: ===================== ========================= Bigod 20. Pork Crackles. Jane Asher. Adverts on the Ceefax TV Guide. Blossom (in that dress). Blossoms (big) nose. Martin Galway. Barry Leitch. Coca Cola. Coca Colas merchandise offer. Lounging in the garden. Fogies with lawnmowers. Pot Noodles. Pot Rice & Pot Light. Neri, the 'Ocean Odyssey girl'. Richard & Judy (Smug gits). Bad Taste. Being punched by garden furniture. Tequila Jelly. Pushchairs. Not being charged for magazines. Fogies nattering in queues. The Sinclair ZX Spectrum. Stu Francis. Kimberly from Power Rangers. Power Rangers. Romeo is bleeding. (more to be added as and when). Woah, 'Have I got news for you' is about to start. I'm off! Byee! From:- Zub. P.S. This diary entry was typed in with Bigod 20 music being played REALLY LOUDLY through my headphones. Bliss. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Saturday May 27th 1995. "The bastards have landed". Today was a loooooong day. Despite the length of the day I did remarkably little in the morning. Pithered around with a few Amiga games and had quite a good sesh on Pinball Illusions. I love the music on the 'Law and Justice' table. It's really squiffy. I also had a blast on 'Quartz'. Dunno why I mentioned that because the game is a pile of pants. Kev popped round in the afternoon and a game of garden footie ensued. That was until my little brother skied the ball over the fence. Chortle! I actually 'out-farted' Kev today. "I was but the learner, now I am the master". Had an awesome meal at the "Castle". Lashings of Chicken Tikka and huge chips (they were the sumo wrestlers of the chip world). This yummy feast was washed down with a couple of pints of Tennants premium strength lager. Felt kinda woozy. Once back home I settled down for an evening of watching and taping TV stuff. It's the 'Forbidden Weekend' wotsit on beeb 2. Lots of totally uncut films. Rad! And what was the first film they showed? The classic BAD TASTE!! And straight after it was GOOD TASTE (The making of BAD TASTE) ... Blimming flip! Get those tapes ready. Oh yeah, chucked a tape in the video downstairs to record 2001. BAD TASTE was superb. It was totally uncut and the quality was much better than my eighth generation effort. The making of BAD TASTE was also excellent. I can't believe how Peter Jackson did all those effects and made all those props etc. I feel very inspired (and more than a bit tired). Lumbered downstairs to switch off the other video which had finished taping 2001. This was at around 2am in the morning. YERAAAAWWWNNN! At last! Sleep! ZzZzZzZzZzZz. From:- ZzZzZzZzZzZz. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Sunday May 28th 1995. Are you looking at me, PAL? Then I am forced to fight you. KABOP! Hoho! I gave you a nosebleed. No I didn't. Oh shit, what am I rambling on about? Well, today was pretty crap so I thought I'd start this entry with an odd intro. (substitute 'odd' with 'shite'). Todays major project was a huge re-dubb of a 'car-tape' I made a while ago. The new version contains classic bits of 'Bad Taste' between the tracks. It has taken me most of the day just to get one of side of the tape complete. Waste a day why don't I?! Hmmmm. When I wasn't taping I was watching sommat on the telly, eating or shouting 'Boogle' out of the window at various passers by. (Actually, I was NOT). Why am I talking so much poo? Fabbo lunch today. Massive amounts of pork, spuds, gravy etc. Sodding excellent scram. This was cancelled out by a chub tea which consisted of jacket spuds, onions, cheese, onions, salad stuff, onions, onions, and lots of bloody ONIONS! I DO NOT LIKE ONIONS. (Well, I do a bit). Anything else? Errrr, my thoughts at this moment are ... Chaotic. Can't think of anything specific to type. Oooo, hold on a seccy, divine inspiration ... You know I said some kinda strange stuff on Friday about how lovely this planet is? Well I was watching a program about 'near death experiences' and this woman said exactly the same sort of stuff because she had almost experienced death. Weird. I can't remember ever having a 'near death experience' to trigger anything like that. Brrrrrr. What's going on? Slight change of subject now, Klaatu WAS an alien in 'Jedi'. HA! Must dash now chums, millions of things to do. (Well, one actually, GO TO BED!) I am OUTA HERE! From:- Zurkon. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Monday May 29th 1995. "I've just shit myself, Murray". Oh joy, oh rapture. It's a bank holiday today. This means absolutely NOTHING to me because I don't get any post. That means I don't get any MONEY. I guess I could use the time to get up to date with my work or something boring like that but I sodding WILL NOT! I refuse! Thrilling start to the day. Taped a feature length episode of the 'Power Rangers' for my little bruvver. Hmmmm, the new 'Zords' ain't that good. The dragon is kinda neat though. (And Kimberly is too! HEHE!). I didn't actually WATCH the show - I had my eyes shut etc. Honest guv! Spent the rest of the morning continuing work on the now legendary 'car tape'. Almost got all of side 2 done in just a couple of hours. How come side 1 took most of a day?! Eboyoing!! Trundled round to Mikes in the afternoon. Watched 'Bad Taste' (I've seen that film about 3 times in 3 days now!) and about five minutes of the 'pantstastic' film 'Night Porter'. It must be said that Charlotte Rampling has NO tits whatsoever. (Well she didn't in that film anyway). How could J.M.Jarre marry a woman with NO tits? He's "totally unique". Mike had borrowed that set of 4 Star Wars CD's that I taped when Feeky visited. I had a brainwave and promptly wrote down the track names and lengths (k-nurp!) That should help me compile my list of tracks somewhat. (A task I abandoned on the 27th April!) Zzzipped back home and chucked some Super Noodles (tm) in the microwave oven for my tea. I think they taste better if they are done in a saucepan. Top cookery tip there for all you instant meal fans out there. The '1995 World Music Awards' were on later in the evening and 2 Unlimited were one of the first acts! Anita was wearing a leather miniskirt and leather thigh boots (salivate, dribble). Despite a slightly iffy live performance there was a couple of definite 'knicker glimpses' shown by the lovely Miss Dels. Aren't jog-shuttles a good invention at times like this!!! Chortle! There you go, bank holiday monday for ya. Hmmmm, what fun. Toodlepip for now. From:- Zordon. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Tuesday May 30th 1995. "There's no such thing as a safe Tribble". Hello again. I'm supposed to write an account of what I did this morning here aren't I. Okay, here goes ... NOTHING! ZILCH! That wasn't too hard. Two things of interest DID happen this morning. 1) I had a nice brekkie of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes. 2) The Star Trek cartoon was on. (Crap but cool at the same time!) The afternoon was a different kettle of kippers altogether. I lobbed my Star Wars muso-video in and began to type in all the track names and times. This task stretched on right through the evening. I took a break to watch Brookie and totally missed 'Due South' because I'm a silly sod. I even got a couple of packages sorted while typing track names. Yowza! I've decided to make sure I do at least 1 CF compo winner a day. That way it will only take me ten days to get them all done. I got one done today too. What a hero I am. And that brings me neatly to this time right now. It's 10:48pm and I'm slurping away at a nice cup of coffee. I've got ALL the music from the Star Wars trilogy listed now so another nagging task is complete. Ooooh yeah, Babylon 5 was on today. Taped it, watched it, that's it! Fun day tomorrow. I've got to pay my pension (with WHAT?!) and the bank will no doubt ring to discuss my overdraft. I know just what to do about that. Get a BIGGER ONE! (Oooo-eeerrrrr). I'll tell ya what happened tomorrow okay mateyskips? (not yet mind you, tomorrow hasn't happened yet. Well, it probably has by NOW but not when I typed this). TIME TRAVEL PARADOX ALERT. Run awaaaaay! Byee! From:- Lapti Nek. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Wednesday May 31st 1995. And so the end of May is here. May 1995, the month of the "Bliggablogga". I received a nice letter from someone who received a free copy of the "Shoot 'em up destruction set" as a compo prize. They were well chuffed with actually WINNING a competition and wrote to thank me. They also asked for a miggy catalogue which I'll bung to them at some point in this decade. This inspired to me to get more compo winners sorted. I got another THREE done today. Only five more to go! As I was on a bit of a 'roll' (but not an Ermi pork roll) I also got some other niggly packages sent on their way. Is there no stopping Kenz the "work machine"? (sunshine + sunlounger would do it!) Tootled up the town to post the aforementioned CF compo winners and buy a Pritt Stick (with new style lid). Went into the bank to sort out my overdraft but the incompetent FOOLS could not comprehend my request so they will ring me tomorrow. Gaaah! Oho, cashed in a winning lottery scratchcard that was floating around the Zone. The hag gave me the shiny two pounds I won so I spent them 'instantly' on another two scratchcards. This was NOT a good idea because I didn't win anything with either of them. FOK! Serviced my 1541 drive today. Gave the insides a clean and a bit of an oiling. The result? It's now noisier than ever! Oooops! I should have left the bloody thing alone. It was those shitty warped disks that gave me the idea to fart around in the drive. My replacement blank still disks have STILL not arrived. I'm not worried. Oh no, there's a pile of orders waiting to be done and I have NO decent disks left. This doesn't concern me at all. (Fret! Gibber!) Nowt else happened really. A rather undramatic end to a month. Ho hum. Lets turn over another page in history and charge into the warm embrace of June. (The month, not June Whitfield!) Adios once again my trusty Amiga 1200. From:- Khronologie. P.S. This months diary has been the biggest so far. Why? Dunno. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-